GEOFFREY CRAWLEY, Curator, Borax University's New Museum........Fenster Craven
MAXINE CRAWLEY, Geoffrey's wife, tourguide, the Old Museum....Beverly Donofrio
ALICE VAN MEEGREN, barmaid........................................Anette Mauer
SYLVIA, Daisy Van Meegren's daughter........................Sylvia Robb-Malone
JACK SANDLER, glass Merchant.....................................Darroch Greer
SYDNEY LING, inventor.................................... .........David Reith
THE PERFESSOR, professor..........................................George Green
JOHNNY CHINA, bartender................................... Stephen De Stephano
THE PATTERSON TWINS, thugs............................. .........Dewar MacLeod
                                                              Raymond Metrulis
RICKIE SANDLER, Jack's daughter, a student......................Janet Donofrio
GATEKEEPER.........................................................Steve Dibbs
DAISY VAN MEEGREN, Alice's daughter, a bankteller...............Janet Donofrio
TONY, delivery boy................................................Jason Budrow
MR. BOSTON, art enthusiast......................................Hart Fessenden
MRS. PHILLY, wife of a doctor.......................................Pat Bently
GILBERT SAVROY, locksmith......................................Michael Fishman
JIMMY HAZE, Boraxville's finest.....................................Larry Fine
DEBBIE........................................................Melissa Townsend
and introducing LADY DI as SAMMY